Umbrellas rocked by the wind= 2
Umbrellas lost= 1
Interviews= 3
Jobs= 0
CV's handed out= more than I can count....I am #1 CV prostitute of Edinburgh.

Am I a lepper or something? Is it that I am foriegn? I know there was one day where I went all around town only to discover that I had a huge wad of toothpaste on the corner of my mouth but hey at least they know I am hygenic! And that doesn't account for the other 2 weeks I have been going out everyday dropping my CV at every dive bar, posh lounge, gym, and rec center alike. Edinburgh...I know you drink- I see your patrons sloppy quite often and I know some of you work out because you wouldn't be able to drink and stay slim if you didn't. So, what gives? Please lord baby jesus get me a job any job that doesn't have me wearing a hat...because I've never been a hat person.