Inverness is a bit of a beach town without the beach. We decided to opt out of the Lochness tourist trap. Forget you Nessie...you're not real...the jig is up.

The manager of the hostel supplies the common room with horrible, cheesy 90's music. There are some real characters here. We have a few Israelies, Czecks, Polish, South African's, Aussies, Canadians, Brits, and a old Scottish guy who wears a kilt at night. Only at night! I want to ask him how neccessary the kilt thing really is. We know you are Scottish...your accent is uncanny to Fat Bastard, your eyebrows are cartoonishly bushy, and you are transparently pale. Is it like a party hat? Lke "kilts on...drinks up..." Or does he just like the feeling of the breeze between his lumberjack thighs?

If I was a kilt wearer I would wear it during the day when it's warmer! If I was a kilt wearer.....I wouldn't be.